As a follow up to my Facebook post of the other day, I'm wondering if Obese Americans should stage, similar to the Million Man March, a Million Pound March on Washington, DC to tell Michele Obama and the Cookie Nazis who want to ban Girl Scout Cookies to 'get stuffed?!!' After all, they are a bunch of turkeys who are trying to impinge on personal freedoms in the name of what... some fallacious reality that's really yet another grab for political power!Just think of the ground shaking effort that could be initiated if they all got on a one foot high platform and jumped off at the same time!! Why, they might cause a local earthquake that would cause the Potomac River to flood and clean up the streets!! Just sayin'...
Their slogan could reflect the line from "Dream Team"..."Stay outta my psychosis!!"...STAY OUTTA MY FAT!!
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