If a bottle with gas in it is a Molotov Cocktail, should a cup of the wine Jesus made from water be considered a Mazel Tov Cocktail?
Based on my current reading of Leviticus 11, we're not supposed to eat Joe Camel, Bugs Bunny, and Miss Piggy.
Pork..."the other white meat"...is also "the demon preferred meat," based on the casting of Legion into the swine story in the New Testament.
Since Leviticus 3:16 says, "The fat belongs to the Lord," it's ok for Christians to be gluttonous?
It seems providentially ironic that the mnemonic H.A.M. helps me remember the real names of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego...Hananiah, Azariah, and Mishael...especially since the young men refrained from eating the King's choice foods to prove Daniel's point.
Is there anywhere in Scripture where it says I can be Jester in the Court of the King of Kings, given that "He who sits enthroned in Heaven laughs?"
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