The other day I got an email called "Ponderisms," some of which I had to answer, so here goes:Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll pull those dangly things and drink whatever comes out? Bob Murphy, author of Murphy's Law
If Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why is there a song about him? Because the corn cracked was used to make whiskey and the natural outcome of drinking it was the song.
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he's going to look anyway? He's getting some of that corn whiskey to bolster his courage to continue to do his job.
If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Pap tests, given the last question.
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? The slimy stuff left in diapers collected by some guy drinking corn whiskey who flunked out of OB-GYN school.
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? Actually, they get it faster than literate people because they just go ahead and eat it!!
I thought about another one at 4:40am the other morning...When Miss Muffet was scared by Spidey, did she go way away to weigh her whey? NO WAY!!
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