This morning my Opening Routine had some glitches, so here are some thoughts as a result:When you Pooh Bears can't find the honey to put on your Quaker Instant Oatmeal, try Karo pancake syrup as a tasteful change of pace.
Why is it that fish oil pills stick to the inside of the bottle? And here's a comforting note from the bottle label: "Nature Made Fish Oil supply comes from deep ocean waters. Our fish oil is not supplied from farm raised fish. State of the art molecular distillation is used to remove PCBs and dioxins which guarantees purity and potency. Mercury undetectable." Does that last line mean that their equipment isn't working?!! AND...now we have somebody bragging about "free range fish" like the "free range chicken" ranchers?!! Sheesh...
It has been my contention that God invented corn and barley so we could eat Fritos and drink Yuengling!! And He "knit Arturo Fuente in his mother's womb" so we could smoke some good stogies to boot!! Oh? You didn't suspect that the Tabernacle Glory Cloud had something to do with God being a cigar smoker? Tsk...Tsk!!
Oh, Yeah...what kind of ecological disaster caused the Land of Canaan to be "a land flowing with milk and honey?"
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