My brain's on overdrive this morning; especially since I'm cranking on "It Happens" by Sugarland!! Here's what I wonder:If humans go 'boo hoo' when we cry, do cows go 'moo hoo?!!'
Have YOU ever actually cried by saying 'boo hoo' or have you ever in all your born (or even your unborn) days heard someone else actually cry 'boo hoo?'
For that matter, as Eddie Izzard points out, have you ever actually slipped on a banana peel? Have you ever seen someone actually slip on a banana peel? Have you ever seen documentation of someone slipping on a banana peel...even on You Tube? (That would have been contrived, no doubt, so IT DON'T COUNT!!)
Why do we stick our lips out in an exaggerated kiss shape when we're shaking our booty to some cranking tunes we enjoy??
Will the Christian whiners (whingers, if you're of Brit extraction) be really ticked off in Heaven when there's nothing to whine/whinge about? Oh, I forgot, they'll be perfect too...MY BAD!! TRUE THAT? DUUUUUUUUDE!!!!
Got any wonders of yer own??
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