Friday, November 12, 2010

3:88, #582: PUN-ishments

For some people, it makes perfect linguistic sense that 'pun' is the beginning of 'punishment.' :p I, on the other hand, relish them as condiments to the language buffet. Without further Ado About Nothing...
Do the French have Gaul bladders?
Are German livers wurst?
Do the English ale?
Does a Swiss Miss serve Danish at breakfast with hot chocolate?
Do communists only drink Red wine?
Did the Bolsheviks' enemies only drink White Russians?
In the War of the Roses, did Lancastrians only drink red wine and Yorkies white?
Is there a difference between California and European whines?

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If skunks had a college,
They'd call it P.U.!!

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