This year we started with Jeff Dunham's Christmas Special and have seen Die Hard and Creature Comforts Christmas. For you uninitiated, Creature Comforts is a British clay-mation series that puts animals' actions to voice over interviews "with the great British public." The Christmas one involves a humorous look at "The Twelve Days of Christmas" song which it would appear people like to sing but to which they never know all the words or the order.
I wanted to make sure I had the order and the words right, so I Googled "Twelve Days of Christmas" and came across this website that thoroughly educated me...[http://www.cresourcei. org/cy12days.html]
Today, rather than take the humorous low road I had intended to trek in this post, I'll take the high road (my version of the broad and narrow roads Jesus mentions) and simply post a summary of what the song supposedly represents and let you look up the site for the details.
The Twelve Days of Christmas from Christmas (12/25) to Epiphany (1/6):
1 Partridge in a Pear Tree = Christ
2 Turtle Doves = Old and New Testaments
3 French Hens = Faith, Hope, Love of 1 Corinthians 13
4 Calling Birds = Matthew, Mark, Luke, John
5 Gold Rings = Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy
6 Geese Laying = Six Days of Creation
7 Swans Swimming = Seven Holy Spirit Gifts of Romans 12
8 Maids Milking = The Beatitudes of Matthew 5
9 Ladies Dancing = Fruit of the Spirit of Galatians 5
10 Lords Leaping = The Ten Commandments
11 Pipers Piping = The Faithful Apostles
12 Drummers Drumming = Twelve Points of the Apostles' Creed
Got the tune?