Friday, November 28, 2008

#290: Black Friday

Since today is Black Friday, the day of the fiscal year stores hope to get a jump start on economic prosperity, I suggest you stop by Ruby Tuesday for a Green salad, and then go back to shopping for some Red roses for your Blue lady, if you're a guy...or Opals, Rubies, Sapphires, or Diamonds.

If you drive by a Lutheran church, think "I see a Red door and I want it painted Black" by the Rolling Stones, think about buying some Orange clockworks to keep track of the time in your dysfunctional world, but don't get Blue on Blue as you mingle among a crowd in a Purple Haze. For your musician friends (did you ever notice that dropping the "r" makes "friends" "fiends"?!!), consider an Ebony and Ivory gift from Kurzweil or Steinway (just what does a stein weigh?), and avoid becoming King Crimson's 21st century schizoid man if you join a Blue Oyster Cult!!

If you run out of color-full ideas, just call the Rainbow Coalition for some p.c. thoughts and you might get the Color Purple, Red October, or Pale Rider as your movie-0f-the-day suggestions.
For all you young'uns who have no clue about a lot of the old-head song references...maybe you can check them out on YouTube...WHATEVER!!;p
Got Gold, Frankenstein, and Merry?

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