My buddy, Anonymousman, finagled a Billy Goat Leaf Vacuum outta the purse string pullers, using the valid argument that we'd save LOTS of time/money from the way I've been gathering leaves over the course of dang near a quarter century. The thing is really cool in that it grinds up the leaves into a medium fine mulch, so A-man's been dumping them down back beyond The Edge (my normal place of metaphysical hanging-out).
This afternoon it warmed up a bit to a whopping 35 degrees, so I grabbed a pitch fork and moved the large, high pile down into the massive depression we have over The Edge and was engulfed for about an hour in a large amount of natural steam coming off the pile that had gotten wet and began the natural fermentation process God engineered lo these many millenia ago. So if you see a black hole opening up in the southeast Pennsyltucky region on your national radars and the Global Warmists start freaking out...just blame me! By the way, the smell coming off the heap was GREAT!!!
Got au naturelle?
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