Well, this morning I got an email that warned me of "3 things you should never do in bed." Well, I dumped it and then thought:
1. Never drive your John Deere tractor in there.
2. Never build a barbecue on the sheets.
3. Never mix oil based paint there when trying to decide what color to paint the bedroom.
Oh, I STILL think calling crap emails "spam" is an insult to the delicious foodstuff that comes in the classic blue can as well as the Monty Python classic skit "Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam."
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