If you mow over a bee while it's drawing nectar from a clover flower, does he get chopped up or just flung out at a high rate of speed, giving him a really good buzz?While I was zooming around on my zero turn mower, I was thinking of a bumper sticker I could apply to either my car and/or my mower: "My Harley is a John Deere!!"
Do you ever wonder if you're breaking a law when you stand in front of a sign to read it and it says, "No parking, standing or stopping anytime?"
If the new John Deere 997 is a zero turn mower, was the old 950 tractor a doughnut turn tractor?
If "nothing runs like a Deere" why do people buy so many different type vehicles?
Can 24 years of inhaling diesel fumes be considered a mind altering drug situation?
Just curious.
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