Ok, lookout...here they come:If "the Spirit of God was moving over the surface of the waters," as Genesis 1:2 says, does that make Him the Original Surfer who inspired Duuude-eronomy, the 5th book of the Pentateuch?
When I saw "The Ten Commandments" the other night, I thought, "Should 'Exodus' really be pronounced "Exit-us?"
Was God the original Bookie, given there is the Book of Numbers?
In the Candy Cane Version of the Bible, would the 8th book be renamed Baby Ruth? Would it be about her early years and teens?
Does the Book of Job indicate that we were created for work?
Was Song of Solomon the original sexy rock 'n roll tune? If you read it backwards, do we find out who buried Paul?
If you feel like the guy in The Scream (public domain pic, of course)...go right ahead!
Got deep breath?
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