Self Indulgent B.S.: 2:195, #499: Twas The Day Afore Xmas! [3:5]

Thursday, December 24, 2009

2:195, #499: Twas The Day Afore Xmas! [3:5]

'Tis the day before Christmas...I don't have to work. I'm writing on Facebook...so call it a quirk. The stockings are hung by the tv with care, perhaps I'll get products that restore all my hair? The Cook's in the kitchen baking all day. He's already admonished, 'STAY OUTTA MY WAY!' So here I sit in old Machen Hall...may your life be a dandy...Merry Christmas, Y'ALL!! ;p

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Bobisms

1. When all is said and done, more is said than done.

2. Hoping is nice...praying works!

3. Blonde is a state of mind, not a hair color.

4. When you're about to run your head through a stone wall, aim for the mortar joints.

5. I love the Good Ole Boy system when it works for me!

6. If you don't laugh at yourself, everyone else will.

7. That's about as useless as rubbers on a rhinoceros!

8. The DaVinci Code is a chick flick love story, wrapped in a mystery with pagan goddess worship to make it sellable....a product that is 6,000 years old, just for your information.

9. You know life will be tough when you spend nine months in the nearly perfect environment, you're forcibly ejected by someone who claims to love you, you're slapped by a complete stranger, and then you spend the rest of your life killing time while time's killing you.

10. If you want to know Systematic Theology, memorize the NT 3:16 verses. For Sanctification Directions, the NT 2:15s.

11. If I've learned from my mistakes, I'm the smartest guy you know.

12. If 'ignorance is bliss', I'm one of the happiest guys you know.

13. According to Genesis 1 & 2 men were proto-typed from the original dirt-ball. Women were made from used parts from that model and the race has been in-breeding for 6,000 years. It's no wonder we act like we do.

14. Repeat after me; 'BOB, YOU WERE RIGHT!!

15. Coincidence is great in the Providence of God.

16. WTS is Advanced Infantry Training in the army of Christ.

17. You found it, you fix it.

18. Why settle for a 6-pack (abs) when you can have a small keg?

19. You can tell a guy is on the level when his 'bubble' is in the middle!

20. A Worry-er worries that she's NOT worrying!! (3/6/08)

21. Step into the eye of the storm ...get outta the wind! (4/8/08)

22. God ALWAYS wins in The End; we just happen to be in The Middle. (5/24/08)

23. Be faithful and God will be moreso. (7/26/08)

24. Self inflicted wounds do not merit a Purple Heart. (7/30/08)

25. I LOVE being me!! (11/19/08)

26. Do what you want...you will anyway! (1/2/09)

27. They're so full of crap the top of their heads should be chocolate brown. (1/19/09)

28. I can be skinny in my next incarnation. (1/19/09)

29. Leviticus 3:16 says, "The fat belongs to the Lord" so here I am!! (1/19/09)

30. "Almost" only counts in horse shoes, hand grenades and nuclear warfare. (1/29/09)

31. The day before The Fall, Adam was a Gardener. The day after The Fall, he was a Maintenance Man. (entered 3/7/09)

32. The light at the end of the tunnel is attached to a fast moving freight train. (12/19/09 post)

33.Accentuate your eccentricities...there are enough boring people around. (11/16/11)

34. You can domesticate a wolf, but he'll still be a wolf.

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Thursday, December 24, 2009

2:195, #499: Twas The Day Afore Xmas! [3:5]

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