Saturday, December 26, 2009

2:196, #500: Twas The Day After Christmas [3:6]

'Twas the day after Christmas and needless to say,
The Little Lord Jesus still slept on the hay.
Mary and Joe had packed up their ass
To flee into Egypt economy class.

The Magi had left by the 'back door' we're told,
Leaving their gifts...myrrh, frankincense, and gold.
Herrod was pissed 'cause he'd heard all the 'noise,'
He then ordered death for Bethlehem's boys.

'Rachel' was weeping, consoled not was she...
Jeremiah was right with his sad prophecy.
But God's plan moved on like a well scheduled bus,
So Jesus could die years later for us!

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