OKAY, a friend sent me one of those goes-around emails with Redneck qualities. I decided to include my favorite ones and to add a few of my own...
You Know You’re a Redneck If…
You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
You burn your yard rather than mow it.
You think “The Nutcracker” is a vice on the work bench.
The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
You offer someone the shirt off your back and they refuse it.
You come back from the dump with more than you took.
Your grandmother has “ammo” on her Christmas list.
You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
You’ve been in a custody fight over a dog.
You have a rag for a gas cap.
Your house doesn’t have curtains, but your truck does.
You can spit without opening your mouth.
You consider your license plate personalized because a cousin made it.
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
You’ve used a toilet brush to scratch your back. [Actually, a good idea!]
You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.
Now, mine:
You have a blog site that draws W.A.S.P.s.
You have a mobile in your office with a miniature John Deere tractor and a brass hose fitting as part of it. (Can you spot it in #70's pic?!!)
A family heirloom is a hand grenade casing.
You think Jesus was a plumber as well as a carpenter.
Got others?
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