Och, Laddies and Ladies...see how jist won wee change ov a litter gives yee pause ta thinka what Ah'm sayin'?!! Ah'm feelin' me Highland rouuutes this mernin', so Ah'm a writin' yee thisa waaay. Ah've iven got muh Scottish Moors cd a-playin' so's Ah kin be inna write mood. An' yis, Ah'vve goot me blue tam on muh head as wailll...an' those of yee whoove sceene me init thought Ah've beeeen wearin' a French beret...OCH, aire ye DAFT?!!
Soooo, tell me...
Didja reid the caption uv this post as "Keltic Chello Selebration?" Er didja think a wee bit ootsaida tha box an' say, Cheltic Chello Chelebration...or Keltic Kello Kelebration...or Seltic Sello Selebration?!! Whyizzit, Ah ask meself, if yee cum fra Phillee ye hav' Celtic (sa' Keltic) rouuutes, but if ye cum fra Boston yer basketball team is tha Celtics (Sell-ticks)?!! An' wha's witha "cello" (chello)?!! Did Willum Wallace hit sumun ona head whilst 'ee was playin' the fiddle atween 'is laigs an' turned 'im inta a Crazy Celt 'oo was playin' the CHELLOOOO whilst hoouldin' 'is bleedin' 'ead?!
It's stoof lak this tha' makes muh brain go all craizee wi' thinkin' aboooot how laddies and lassies aroooun' tha worl' struggle ta make sensa tha Schriptuoores fer peoples wi' diffrunt toongues and makes me wanna pray tha Looourd gives 'em a learnin' mind and facile toongue so tha' they kin tell tha Gooood Neuuuws ta ev'ry nashuyn, traibe, 'an toongue, the waay Revelashun 5:9 says'll happin' sumday.
Gotta "Aiman" fer me?
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