Ok, I forgot some things yesterday...so sue me. You Know You're a Redneck If...
You think the mole runs in the lawn are God's form of aerating the soil.
The back of your neck REALLY gets red from the job you do! (Duh, hence the term!)
Stinging yellow jackets come straight from the pit of HELL, not holes in the ground!
You appreciate The Good Ole Boy System when it works for you.
You smell like a diesel fuel spill when you go home for supper.
You smell like chain saw oil when you go home for supper.
Flannel plaid is your favorite color.
You have carved Civil War figurines on your computer.
You offer to install a catapult to launch folks to various buildings.
Got full size cannon lawn ornament?
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