I was just thinking this morning that one good argument for the Intelligent Creator Theory of everything is the fact that Daddy's palm is the same shape as his Terrible Two's tush for disciplinary action Biblically prescribed.All those handy dandy little swirls and what nots give you the ability to clutch things, as well as giving law enforcement agencies an almost foolproof way of identifying you so that you're answerable to the authorities as Romans 13:1 indicates should be the case.
Opposable thumbs give you the ability to hitch-hike, tell someone you're in favor or not in favor of their activities with the "thumb's up"/"thumb's down" Caesarian gesture. Hmmm...was Nero's seat with his entourage at the Coliseum known as the Caesarian Section?
If you've got long, slender, gracious digits, they look really cool waving at Grampa to let him know you've heard his cliche numerous times, right Archangel?!!
Palm reading as most people know it is a load of rubbish, but you can tell a lot about a person by his/her hands...callouses indicate manual labor or, if on the tips of fingers, guitar playing, scars indicate injuries that might be work related, clumsiness, or sports related, red or white palms might be lupus indicators, nails can tell calcium related stories with white spots or personality traits from being bitten to the quick/lengthened for attractiveness/neatly trimmed for fastidiousness or personal care.
Knuckles might show rheumatoid arthritis by their misshapen nature, a tendency to punch things if "skinned up" or swollen, or an industrial accident occurance if missing.
Time to go wrap my hands around some lunch.
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