I'm here to eliminate all the guilt you've built up over the years, maybe decades, about making New Year's Resolutions you haven't kept. Here's the Ultimate NYR you CAN keep. Repeat after me and have a great 2008:
"I Resolve NEVER to make another New Year's Resolution!"
Howwzzat for simple and effective?!! I've been keeping this resolution for 20 or 30 years and haven't missed a beat of life's different drummer.
Got drumsticks? (No, not KFC!)
Monday, December 31, 2007
Sunday, December 30, 2007
#23: Gettysburg Reminds Me!
I'm in the midst of crushing the Union at the Battle of Gettysburg using Civil War Generals 2 as my medium and I've had a thought as I was wonderin' just what good it's all doin'.
In Ephesians 6:10-20, we're told to stand firm in the Lord, be aware of our spiritual warfare, put on the whole armor of God, and pray at all times in the Spirit for ALL the saints.
'Just How' is the question to be asked, since you can't possibly know ALL the names of Christians worldwide. Rely on God's character, that's how! He's everywhere, knows everything, and has all power, so take something you KNOW to be His will and ask it on behalf of 'ALL Christians'; for instance, 'CAUSE all Christians to be putting on the whole armor of God, to be aware of the spiritual battle we're in, to be standing firm in YOU, and to be praying at all times in the Spirit for All the saints!!'
If you want to see countries opened for evangelism, use Rev. 3:8: 'open the doors', use Isaiah 55:11,6: 'send forth Your Word to accompish that for which YOU intended it', then combine Matthew 16:18/Colossians 2:15: 'Build YOUR Church and disarm the principalities of that land!!'
Oh, yeah...use Pv. 25:25, 'bring me good news from afar' to learn how and when your requests are being answered.
You can do this for all kinds of people groups...ask the Lord to show you how and then march to the sound of the heavenly artillery that comprises our spiritual weapons!! (cf. 2 Corinthians 10:4), 'for the weapons of our warfare are not of the flesh, but divinely powerful for the destruction of fortresses.'
Got OOORAH?!!
In Ephesians 6:10-20, we're told to stand firm in the Lord, be aware of our spiritual warfare, put on the whole armor of God, and pray at all times in the Spirit for ALL the saints.
'Just How' is the question to be asked, since you can't possibly know ALL the names of Christians worldwide. Rely on God's character, that's how! He's everywhere, knows everything, and has all power, so take something you KNOW to be His will and ask it on behalf of 'ALL Christians'; for instance, 'CAUSE all Christians to be putting on the whole armor of God, to be aware of the spiritual battle we're in, to be standing firm in YOU, and to be praying at all times in the Spirit for All the saints!!'
If you want to see countries opened for evangelism, use Rev. 3:8: 'open the doors', use Isaiah 55:11,6: 'send forth Your Word to accompish that for which YOU intended it', then combine Matthew 16:18/Colossians 2:15: 'Build YOUR Church and disarm the principalities of that land!!'
Oh, yeah...use Pv. 25:25, 'bring me good news from afar' to learn how and when your requests are being answered.
You can do this for all kinds of people groups...ask the Lord to show you how and then march to the sound of the heavenly artillery that comprises our spiritual weapons!! (cf. 2 Corinthians 10:4), 'for the weapons of our warfare are not of the flesh, but divinely powerful for the destruction of fortresses.'
Got OOORAH?!!
Saturday, December 29, 2007
#22: The Real Angel Food Cake
OK, here's the story from 1 Kings 19: Elijah destroys 450 Baal prophets and runs away from one Hell of a woman named Jezebel...one hundred miles away, due south. (I wonder if that's where the phrase 'it's gone South' originates, meaning 'becomes a disaster'?) Well, he crashes under a broom tree, feels suicidal, and racks out. Then an angel wakes him, gives him 'cake baked on coals' that holds him over for 40 days and nights for another 200 mile trip.
Wonder if this is where Tolkien got his idea for Elvish lembas bread?
Got whine and cheese?
Wonder if this is where Tolkien got his idea for Elvish lembas bread?
Got whine and cheese?
Friday, December 28, 2007
#21: Another Look at War
Did you ever think that maybe Evangelical Christians are responsible for America's three most recent war efforts?
The '10/40 window' in the Eastern Hemisphere has been a subject of missions' prayers for about two decades so that it would 'open up' for the people groups to hear the Gospel. (That would be the areas of Africa, the Mideast, and Asia between 10 and 40 degrees N. Latitude, if you're unfamiliar with the terminology. Google it, I say!)
Well....The war in Kuwait, the Persian Gulf War, the U.S.-Iraq War, and the American invasion of Afghanistan have ALL been an answer to those prayers!! That part of the world has now been so disrupted, in part by 'God's servant America' (similar to 'My servant Cyrus' or 'My servant Nebuchadnezer') that many people groups that were completely closed to Christian influence are wide open and ASKING for ministries of mercy and Scripture distribution.
In a similar twist, God used 80 years of atheistic communism to pave the way for the massive influx of peoples to Christ across Russia and China, and the Viet Nam War to open up southeast Asia.
Where's next? Got requests?
The '10/40 window' in the Eastern Hemisphere has been a subject of missions' prayers for about two decades so that it would 'open up' for the people groups to hear the Gospel. (That would be the areas of Africa, the Mideast, and Asia between 10 and 40 degrees N. Latitude, if you're unfamiliar with the terminology. Google it, I say!)
Well....The war in Kuwait, the Persian Gulf War, the U.S.-Iraq War, and the American invasion of Afghanistan have ALL been an answer to those prayers!! That part of the world has now been so disrupted, in part by 'God's servant America' (similar to 'My servant Cyrus' or 'My servant Nebuchadnezer') that many people groups that were completely closed to Christian influence are wide open and ASKING for ministries of mercy and Scripture distribution.
In a similar twist, God used 80 years of atheistic communism to pave the way for the massive influx of peoples to Christ across Russia and China, and the Viet Nam War to open up southeast Asia.
Where's next? Got requests?
Thursday, December 27, 2007
#20: I'm Feeling Conflicted...Eeuuww!
Hey, my buddy, Jack said I could use this great pic of sunrise on my campus, so here it is. Now...
Forget about the chicken and the egg question, that's already been solved by Genesis 1:24...the chicken came first, you Bible Thumpers!!
What I want to know are the answers to these questions before I get weirder than I am:
When did you FIRST start manipulating people...when your belly was empty or your diaper was full? Face it, once you learned that bawling WORKED, you milked it for all the milk you could get!! And then you started squawking AGAIN when you had reprocessed the formula!!
Does anyone beside me realize that the only things we ALL can do as part of our 'common sense' humanity is eat...bleat...and excrete?!!
I just read 1 Kings 17 this morning where Elijah gets fed 'meat' by the ravens by God's miraculous provision. Was that Zarephath roadkill, or what?
What did Lazarus die of the second time around after he lived for some amount of time after Jesus called him out of the grave? Do you think word got back to him that his sister, Martha, said 'He Stinketh'? Would he then think about baking soda deodorant?
If you work at a place for twenty-two years, are you a diligent employee or in a rut?
Does anyone beside me think that the Army theme song lines that say, 'countermarching all about' REALLY means they didn't know which way they were going, so they had to keep going over the same territory?!!
Is it right and proper that the Marine Corps appropriated "Semper Fidelis" (Always Faithful) from the Lord and will it affect whether or not they REALLY get to 'guard the streets of heaven' as the third verse of the Corps Hymn states?
Hmmmm...got OOORAH?
What I want to know are the answers to these questions before I get weirder than I am:
When did you FIRST start manipulating people...when your belly was empty or your diaper was full? Face it, once you learned that bawling WORKED, you milked it for all the milk you could get!! And then you started squawking AGAIN when you had reprocessed the formula!!
Does anyone beside me realize that the only things we ALL can do as part of our 'common sense' humanity is eat...bleat...and excrete?!!
I just read 1 Kings 17 this morning where Elijah gets fed 'meat' by the ravens by God's miraculous provision. Was that Zarephath roadkill, or what?
What did Lazarus die of the second time around after he lived for some amount of time after Jesus called him out of the grave? Do you think word got back to him that his sister, Martha, said 'He Stinketh'? Would he then think about baking soda deodorant?
If you work at a place for twenty-two years, are you a diligent employee or in a rut?
Does anyone beside me think that the Army theme song lines that say, 'countermarching all about' REALLY means they didn't know which way they were going, so they had to keep going over the same territory?!!
Is it right and proper that the Marine Corps appropriated "Semper Fidelis" (Always Faithful) from the Lord and will it affect whether or not they REALLY get to 'guard the streets of heaven' as the third verse of the Corps Hymn states?
Hmmmm...got OOORAH?
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
#19: Guy Flicks ARE Chic Flicks
OK, it's the day after Christmas and y'all might have some time to watch a movie or two. Well, I want to clue you in to a secret about some of the movies you might watch. 'Guy Flicks' are usually a lot of action, shooting, sword fighting, blood and guts...Right?!! 'Chick Flicks' are kissy-face, huggy-bear relational, guy gets girl kinda thing, according to sterotyping. Some of my favorite CFs are 'Steel Magnolias', 'Funny Girl', 'Funny Lady', 'Pride and Prejudice' with Greer Garson, 'Tea With Mussolini', & 'The English Patient' (found this one on Oprah's list). Now, let me clue you in to some supposed Guy Flicks:
The Lord of the Rings: Aragorn, Faramir, Sam Gamgee & others beat the bad guys and marry Arwen, Eowyn, & Rosie Cotton, respectively. (Even the last scene is Sam with his wife and kids!) Lethal Weapon 1 to 4: Martin Riggs blows up the bad guys, loses a wife, a mistress, marries Lorna the Cop, gets married and has a kid. Murtaugh blows up the bad guys, becomes a grandpa in #4 because his daughter married Butters and had a kid, and Trish sells romance novels! BIG Family Photo makes the last scene.
Die Hard 1 to 4: John Maclean REALLY blows up the bad guys, makes up with Holly Gennaro Maclean in 1-3, gets divorced by #4, but makes up with Lucy, his daughter by the end and SHE gets a crush on the geek who helps John save the U.S.! (He might even let her date the geek!)
Armageddon: Bruce Willis Blows Up the Meteor and lets his daughter (Lady Arwen, we know!) marry the Rowdy Oilrigger. Ending scenes: THE WEDDING!!
Independence Day: Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith Blow Up the Aliens, Jeff makes up with his ex-wife, and Will gets married. The President loses the First Lady in a tear-jerking hospital scene.
Transformers: The Geek not only blows up the REALLY BAD TRANSFORMER, he saves the world, gets a dandy Autobot/Camero AND the blue-eyed, Brunette grease monkey!!
Pirates of the Caribbean: Captain Jack and Will Turner blow up the bad/half dead guys, and Jack gets The Black Pearl (SHE is his!!) and Will gets lovely Elizabeth the Governor's daughter.
Troy: Paris (yep, that's Legolas/Will Turner!) gets Helen, kills Achilles (who has a big kissy face time with Briseis just before he dies).
Reign of Fire: Quinn (Christian Bale) blows up the dragon, saves the world, and the last scene he walks off holding hands with the girl helicopter pilot, Alex.
All I can say is, GOT BALONEY??!!
Think I'll go get a sandwich and read my favorite book where the story line is: Jesus saves the world, beats the bad guys, and marries His Bride, the Church!! OOORAH, OOORAH!!!
The Lord of the Rings: Aragorn, Faramir, Sam Gamgee & others beat the bad guys and marry Arwen, Eowyn, & Rosie Cotton, respectively. (Even the last scene is Sam with his wife and kids!) Lethal Weapon 1 to 4: Martin Riggs blows up the bad guys, loses a wife, a mistress, marries Lorna the Cop, gets married and has a kid. Murtaugh blows up the bad guys, becomes a grandpa in #4 because his daughter married Butters and had a kid, and Trish sells romance novels! BIG Family Photo makes the last scene.
Die Hard 1 to 4: John Maclean REALLY blows up the bad guys, makes up with Holly Gennaro Maclean in 1-3, gets divorced by #4, but makes up with Lucy, his daughter by the end and SHE gets a crush on the geek who helps John save the U.S.! (He might even let her date the geek!)
Armageddon: Bruce Willis Blows Up the Meteor and lets his daughter (Lady Arwen, we know!) marry the Rowdy Oilrigger. Ending scenes: THE WEDDING!!
Independence Day: Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith Blow Up the Aliens, Jeff makes up with his ex-wife, and Will gets married. The President loses the First Lady in a tear-jerking hospital scene.
Transformers: The Geek not only blows up the REALLY BAD TRANSFORMER, he saves the world, gets a dandy Autobot/Camero AND the blue-eyed, Brunette grease monkey!!
Pirates of the Caribbean: Captain Jack and Will Turner blow up the bad/half dead guys, and Jack gets The Black Pearl (SHE is his!!) and Will gets lovely Elizabeth the Governor's daughter.
Troy: Paris (yep, that's Legolas/Will Turner!) gets Helen, kills Achilles (who has a big kissy face time with Briseis just before he dies).
Reign of Fire: Quinn (Christian Bale) blows up the dragon, saves the world, and the last scene he walks off holding hands with the girl helicopter pilot, Alex.
All I can say is, GOT BALONEY??!!
Think I'll go get a sandwich and read my favorite book where the story line is: Jesus saves the world, beats the bad guys, and marries His Bride, the Church!! OOORAH, OOORAH!!!
Monday, December 24, 2007
#18: Comin' Round Again
It's Christmas Eve Day and I've been thinking about Reincarnation because it is also the anniversary of part of the Battle of the Bulge, when General Patton got a chaplain to pray over Armed Forces Radio earlier in the week to get God to end the bad weather so the Allies could bomb the beegeebers outta the Nazis. The prayers worked and the Nazis got hammered (OOORAH, OOORAH!!) but the odd thing is that Patton also believed in reincarnation, according to the movie "Patton" and Wikipedia.
Now, I have some questions. How can you figure if who you are now is going up or down the karma scale? For instance, would a water buffalo come back as a Congressman or vice versa?
Would a maintenance guy come back as a catfish or shrimp that cleans the environment or would it be the other way 'round?
When I was watching a David Attenborough special on the American brown bear many years ago and he said that the bear's life centers around eating, I knew what I MUST have been last time around; that is, if I believed in it in the first place.
Or, maybe, since I was born in '51 and enjoy eating kimchee, maybe I was a Korean guy who got killed in the Korean War and here I am all these years later?!
And howcome folks who talk about their 'former incarnations' never talk about being nobodies, but always end up being somebody special? Hmmm...could there have been 6.5 billion donkeys that have come back as US over the course of time? That would seem to my cracked way of thinking more logical than supposed Darwinian evolution where we ascend, to quote George Pickett in the movie, "Gettysburg", 'from a ape!'
Well, when all is said and done, I'm gonna stick with Hebrews 9:27..."it is appointed for a man to die once, and then the judgment." I think reincarnation is a crap shoot that comes up Snake Eyes, and the Snake was in the Garden of Eden when he came up with THAT particular doctrine!
Now, I have some questions. How can you figure if who you are now is going up or down the karma scale? For instance, would a water buffalo come back as a Congressman or vice versa?
Would a maintenance guy come back as a catfish or shrimp that cleans the environment or would it be the other way 'round?
When I was watching a David Attenborough special on the American brown bear many years ago and he said that the bear's life centers around eating, I knew what I MUST have been last time around; that is, if I believed in it in the first place.
Or, maybe, since I was born in '51 and enjoy eating kimchee, maybe I was a Korean guy who got killed in the Korean War and here I am all these years later?!
And howcome folks who talk about their 'former incarnations' never talk about being nobodies, but always end up being somebody special? Hmmm...could there have been 6.5 billion donkeys that have come back as US over the course of time? That would seem to my cracked way of thinking more logical than supposed Darwinian evolution where we ascend, to quote George Pickett in the movie, "Gettysburg", 'from a ape!'
Well, when all is said and done, I'm gonna stick with Hebrews 9:27..."it is appointed for a man to die once, and then the judgment." I think reincarnation is a crap shoot that comes up Snake Eyes, and the Snake was in the Garden of Eden when he came up with THAT particular doctrine!
Sunday, December 23, 2007
#17: "Holy Ghost, Batman," it's American Church Time
Didja ever wonder why there's going to be a loud shout and trumpet blast when Christ returns? (Other than that it's gonna be a REALLY AWESOME audio/visual effect)...It's designed so that Christians FINALLY all show up on time for the scheduled event!!
When you ask Christians for help, why do you get the reply, 'I'll pray about it?'...Wouldn't it be more Biblical to "let your 'no' be 'no'?!!" (cf. Matthew 5:37)
Just what in the name of my great Aunt Lizzie's hair bun does it mean to 'pray harder'? If Jesus loves us as the Father loves Him (John 15:9) and we have the Holy Spirit cleaning up our inadequate prayers (Romans 8:26), and we have Jesus praying for us at God's right hand (Romans 8:34), and the Father knows your need already (Mt. 6:8), why are we to bust a spiritual gut to arm wrestle God to our point of view? Why not 'ask according to His will' and expect results?!!
If you want to 'do God's will' and to 'be filled with the Spirit' (Ephesians 5:17-21) should you 'Let the Word of Christ richly dwell within you" (Colossians 3:16-17) since both actions produce the same result...singing psalms, hymns, and spiritual songs, making melody in your heart to the Lord?!! Can you believe that seminarians actually get FUSSED with me when I intersperse Scripture with Good Old Boy advice? The nerve of them!!
Is it possible to 'Stand Up, Stand Up For Jesus' as the old hymn says, when you're spineless as a Body? You know what I'm sayin'...don't rock America's boat for fear of being politically incorrect! Forget that 45 million little ones have been killed since Roe v. Wade. Forget that 10 million members are dispersed in over 37,000 independent congregations, known as 'non-denominational', 'community', or some other derivation that means 'we don't want to associate with you'?!! And even worse, forget that when Presbyterians can only agree to disagree and continue on in their feudalistic kingdom building, Jesus gets another black eye and prepares to bring about the American Revival through Persecution!
Ooops...gettin' preachy, ain't I? My Bad.
Got 2 Chronicles 7:13, 14?
When you ask Christians for help, why do you get the reply, 'I'll pray about it?'...Wouldn't it be more Biblical to "let your 'no' be 'no'?!!" (cf. Matthew 5:37)
Just what in the name of my great Aunt Lizzie's hair bun does it mean to 'pray harder'? If Jesus loves us as the Father loves Him (John 15:9) and we have the Holy Spirit cleaning up our inadequate prayers (Romans 8:26), and we have Jesus praying for us at God's right hand (Romans 8:34), and the Father knows your need already (Mt. 6:8), why are we to bust a spiritual gut to arm wrestle God to our point of view? Why not 'ask according to His will' and expect results?!!
If you want to 'do God's will' and to 'be filled with the Spirit' (Ephesians 5:17-21) should you 'Let the Word of Christ richly dwell within you" (Colossians 3:16-17) since both actions produce the same result...singing psalms, hymns, and spiritual songs, making melody in your heart to the Lord?!! Can you believe that seminarians actually get FUSSED with me when I intersperse Scripture with Good Old Boy advice? The nerve of them!!
Is it possible to 'Stand Up, Stand Up For Jesus' as the old hymn says, when you're spineless as a Body? You know what I'm sayin'...don't rock America's boat for fear of being politically incorrect! Forget that 45 million little ones have been killed since Roe v. Wade. Forget that 10 million members are dispersed in over 37,000 independent congregations, known as 'non-denominational', 'community', or some other derivation that means 'we don't want to associate with you'?!! And even worse, forget that when Presbyterians can only agree to disagree and continue on in their feudalistic kingdom building, Jesus gets another black eye and prepares to bring about the American Revival through Persecution!
Ooops...gettin' preachy, ain't I? My Bad.
Got 2 Chronicles 7:13, 14?
Friday, December 21, 2007
#16: Wonderin' Some More...
I've been cutting apart old lights and had a few thoughts. If you 'fall in love', is that like the two blind guys fallin' into a ditch? (Mt. 15:14) Guess they'll be groping in the dark, hunh?!!
If we've had Daylight Saving Time since around the First World War, who's saving it, where's it being saved, and is God going to use it up in the first couple of thousand years in eternity in Heaven? Hmmm...since Jesus is the Light of the world, is He the Daylight in the Darkness, Saving Time's Children...us?!! (John 8:12, John 14:6)
If we 'have a lightbulb over our heads' when we get an idea, is it an on/off switch before we 'qualify to share in the inheritance of the saints in light' and a dimmer switch afterwards, not ever quite going out, but maybe being very low wattage and lumens?
If Christians are 'the light of the world' (Matthew 5:14-16) are we hooked to Jesus in series or parallel? When one bulb comes unscrewed, does it diminish the light we shine into the world? If Satan tries to touch us, does he get burned? Bet my Great Aunt Lizzie's hair bun he does!
Got Balm of Gilead?
If we've had Daylight Saving Time since around the First World War, who's saving it, where's it being saved, and is God going to use it up in the first couple of thousand years in eternity in Heaven? Hmmm...since Jesus is the Light of the world, is He the Daylight in the Darkness, Saving Time's Children...us?!! (John 8:12, John 14:6)
If we 'have a lightbulb over our heads' when we get an idea, is it an on/off switch before we 'qualify to share in the inheritance of the saints in light' and a dimmer switch afterwards, not ever quite going out, but maybe being very low wattage and lumens?
If Christians are 'the light of the world' (Matthew 5:14-16) are we hooked to Jesus in series or parallel? When one bulb comes unscrewed, does it diminish the light we shine into the world? If Satan tries to touch us, does he get burned? Bet my Great Aunt Lizzie's hair bun he does!
Got Balm of Gilead?
#15: Just Wonderin'
If someone tells you he/she 'loves you from the bottom of his/her heart', in light of Jeremiah 17:9 which says, "The heart is deceitful above all else and desperately wicked," should you expect there to be some problems between you?
Since God knows the number of hairs on your head (Matthew 10:30), did He create male pattern baldness to make the inventory-keeping easier?
Since many Christians currently don't heed Paul's command to Timothy to drink a little wine for stomach problems (1 Timothy 5:23), will there be a Grape Juice Section in Heaven?
Thursday, December 20, 2007
#14: States Rights and Wrongs
Today is the 147th anniversary of South Carolina's Declaration of Secession from the United States, so I want to point out a few things about the Civil War, a.k.a. The War Between the States or War of Northern Aggression.
In Post #13 I discussed the supposedly 'unlucky' nature of the number 13. If you look carefully at the Confederate Battle Flag, also known as the Southern Cross, it has THIRTEEN stars on the cross arms; which is odd since there were only ELEVEN seceded States in the Confederacy. Maybe someone should have checked this out before they sewed them thar battle flags up!Hmmm...Could the South have 'jinxed' itself from the presumption that Kentucky and Missouri were going to join The Cause?!!
It seems odd that the Southern folks who insist on calling the War something other than the Civil War are in complete disagreement with their chief icon, Robert E. Lee. As I point out in my yet-to-be-published book, God Caused the Civil War, "Robert E. Lee, Jr. writes in his Recollections of General Robert Edward Lee, 'In a letter to my sister Mary, one month later, from "Camp near Fredericksburg" [General Lee wrote]: ‘I have always counted, if God should spare me a few days after this Civil War was ended, that I should have her with me, but year after year my hopes go out, and I must be resigned...’”(1) Hmmm...apparently 'nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee' (from the old commercial), but plenty of folks disagree with Bobby Lee!
If America was such a 'Christian nation' at the time, as many assert, howcome 112 of 409 battles were fought on Sunday? The next highest number is 60 on Fridays. Oh, and statistically speaking, attacking on Sundays was not such a bright idea. 66% of the time the attacks failed. On Saturday, they succeeded 66.7% of the time and Mondays 60.5% of the time. Hmmm... Maybe when the generals on both sides of the Mason Dixon Line said they lost becaused they broke the Christian Sabbath, they had the right idea!
I've noticed that here in eastern Pennsylvania, whenever we get rain or snow storms from the South, they're ALWAYS worse than from any other direction. Gee, get over Gettysburg already, wouldja?!! Hmmmm..Or maybe the Lord who 'sends rain on one city and witholds it from another' according to Amos 4:7 aint too happy with us Northerners and our unrighteous Roe v. Wade based laws?!!
And lastly, let's hear it for General Stonewall Jackson, the Presbyterian deacon who said at Bull Run (a Northern attack on Sunday, by the way) when he ordered a bayonet charge, "Give them the bayonet and scream like the Furies!!" thus initiating the blood curdling Rebel Yell that, to some Northern soldiers, sounded like it came from Hell. Hmmm...I wonder if Deacon Tom thought of that during a church session meeting?!!
Oh, yeah, having 13 stars in the first American flag, now that I think about it, might be something we should think about, given the direction our land has gone over time.
Got Amazing Grace?
(1)Robert E. Lee, Jr. Recollections and Letters of General Robert E. Lee. Doubleday, Page & Co., New York, 1904, p.80.
In Post #13 I discussed the supposedly 'unlucky' nature of the number 13. If you look carefully at the Confederate Battle Flag, also known as the Southern Cross, it has THIRTEEN stars on the cross arms; which is odd since there were only ELEVEN seceded States in the Confederacy. Maybe someone should have checked this out before they sewed them thar battle flags up!Hmmm...Could the South have 'jinxed' itself from the presumption that Kentucky and Missouri were going to join The Cause?!!
It seems odd that the Southern folks who insist on calling the War something other than the Civil War are in complete disagreement with their chief icon, Robert E. Lee. As I point out in my yet-to-be-published book, God Caused the Civil War, "Robert E. Lee, Jr. writes in his Recollections of General Robert Edward Lee, 'In a letter to my sister Mary, one month later, from "Camp near Fredericksburg" [General Lee wrote]: ‘I have always counted, if God should spare me a few days after this Civil War was ended, that I should have her with me, but year after year my hopes go out, and I must be resigned...’”(1) Hmmm...apparently 'nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee' (from the old commercial), but plenty of folks disagree with Bobby Lee!
If America was such a 'Christian nation' at the time, as many assert, howcome 112 of 409 battles were fought on Sunday? The next highest number is 60 on Fridays. Oh, and statistically speaking, attacking on Sundays was not such a bright idea. 66% of the time the attacks failed. On Saturday, they succeeded 66.7% of the time and Mondays 60.5% of the time. Hmmm... Maybe when the generals on both sides of the Mason Dixon Line said they lost becaused they broke the Christian Sabbath, they had the right idea!
I've noticed that here in eastern Pennsylvania, whenever we get rain or snow storms from the South, they're ALWAYS worse than from any other direction. Gee, get over Gettysburg already, wouldja?!! Hmmmm..Or maybe the Lord who 'sends rain on one city and witholds it from another' according to Amos 4:7 aint too happy with us Northerners and our unrighteous Roe v. Wade based laws?!!
And lastly, let's hear it for General Stonewall Jackson, the Presbyterian deacon who said at Bull Run (a Northern attack on Sunday, by the way) when he ordered a bayonet charge, "Give them the bayonet and scream like the Furies!!" thus initiating the blood curdling Rebel Yell that, to some Northern soldiers, sounded like it came from Hell. Hmmm...I wonder if Deacon Tom thought of that during a church session meeting?!!
Oh, yeah, having 13 stars in the first American flag, now that I think about it, might be something we should think about, given the direction our land has gone over time.
Got Amazing Grace?
(1)Robert E. Lee, Jr. Recollections and Letters of General Robert E. Lee. Doubleday, Page & Co., New York, 1904, p.80.
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
#13:Stupid-stitions and Other Providential Coincidences
Thirteen is supposed to be unlucky because Jesus had twelve Apostles, one of whom ratted Him out to the bad guys. Architects design buildings that don't have a Thirteenth Floor...ah, but is the Fourteenth REALLY the Thirteenth, even though we don't call it that?!!
How much creedence is there in that urban legend? Oh, since Jesus was born in a small town, should it be 'suburban' or 'rural' legend? Well, in any event, where the stupid-stition started doesn't matter. I just plan to draw some observations I've observed about Triskaidekaphobia since this is my Thirteenth Post!
Over the course of years, folks have made various Confessions and Catechisms and I've spotted a pattern that even shows up in the Bible, at least to my visionary eyesight. The Westminster Shorter Catechism talks about The Fall in #13...meaning EVERYBODY'S in trouble, The Larger Catechism talks about angels and men and says, '[God] has passed by and foreordained the rest to dishonor and wrath, to be for their sin inflicted'...bummer from double predestination, the Heidelberg Catechism #13 says we cannot make payment for our own sin so EVERYBODY'S up the creek, the Belgic Confession has The Fall @ #14 only because it had to address the Apocrypha earlier, and the Canons of Dordt #13 says that people who make light of God's commandments have no assurance of salvation, but walk towards the Pit rather consistently (my paraphrase).
What happened in the 13th chapter of Genesis, the start of the Bible? Lot decided to own real estate near Sodom and Gomorrah and got burned out...bummer. In the 13th chapter of Matthew, the start of the New Testament, Jesus tells a bunch of parables describing the Kingdom of Heaven vs. The Hot Place, as they say, and ends with, "He did not do many mighty works there because of their unbelief." I wonder what the original Greek is for 'bummer?'
Got vocabulary? More importantly, got belief in Jesus?
How much creedence is there in that urban legend? Oh, since Jesus was born in a small town, should it be 'suburban' or 'rural' legend? Well, in any event, where the stupid-stition started doesn't matter. I just plan to draw some observations I've observed about Triskaidekaphobia since this is my Thirteenth Post!
Over the course of years, folks have made various Confessions and Catechisms and I've spotted a pattern that even shows up in the Bible, at least to my visionary eyesight. The Westminster Shorter Catechism talks about The Fall in #13...meaning EVERYBODY'S in trouble, The Larger Catechism talks about angels and men and says, '[God] has passed by and foreordained the rest to dishonor and wrath, to be for their sin inflicted'...bummer from double predestination, the Heidelberg Catechism #13 says we cannot make payment for our own sin so EVERYBODY'S up the creek, the Belgic Confession has The Fall @ #14 only because it had to address the Apocrypha earlier, and the Canons of Dordt #13 says that people who make light of God's commandments have no assurance of salvation, but walk towards the Pit rather consistently (my paraphrase).
What happened in the 13th chapter of Genesis, the start of the Bible? Lot decided to own real estate near Sodom and Gomorrah and got burned out...bummer. In the 13th chapter of Matthew, the start of the New Testament, Jesus tells a bunch of parables describing the Kingdom of Heaven vs. The Hot Place, as they say, and ends with, "He did not do many mighty works there because of their unbelief." I wonder what the original Greek is for 'bummer?'
Got vocabulary? More importantly, got belief in Jesus?
#12 Angels Oughtta Be Steamed
This is the time of year when angels get a little more press than usual, so I want to be a bit of an advocate for the holy ones at least. The fallen ones get too much press as it is, so they can go pound sand as far as I'm concerned.
Anyway...Just about every time an angel shows up in the Bible, the person to whom he is sent falls on his face in fear. In fact, 'do not fear' are usually the first words uttered by the angel. The shepherds in Bethlehem 'were greatly afraid' of just one angelic messenger. Think how they felt when 'a multitude of the heavenly host' showed up instantaneously!! (Luke 2:9-13) Would 'shaking in their sandals' fit the bill for a description?!!
What I want to know is howcome for CENTURIES artists have displayed angels as amorphous sissies who couldn't wing their way out of a wet paper bag, yet alone whup an army of 185,000 trained Assyrian warriors in one night single handedly?!! (Cf. 2 Kings 19:35)...Oh, and let's not forget the fate of the former first-born of Egypt the night before the Exodus at the hand of one destroyer angel!
If you want some encouragement as we approach the commemmoration of Heavenly Host choir practice in Bethlehem...an event of secondary importance in comparison to what they were sent to announce in the first place!!...remember that there are TWICE as many angels as there are demonic beings in the universe, since only a third fell with Lucifer in his personal Civil War...and on top of that, 'greater is He who is in you than he who is in the world,' if you know the Lord!! (I John 4:4)
I guess Angels With An Attitude would be the way to describe some of those described in Revelation...is it any wonder?!! Got wings?
Anyway...Just about every time an angel shows up in the Bible, the person to whom he is sent falls on his face in fear. In fact, 'do not fear' are usually the first words uttered by the angel. The shepherds in Bethlehem 'were greatly afraid' of just one angelic messenger. Think how they felt when 'a multitude of the heavenly host' showed up instantaneously!! (Luke 2:9-13) Would 'shaking in their sandals' fit the bill for a description?!!
What I want to know is howcome for CENTURIES artists have displayed angels as amorphous sissies who couldn't wing their way out of a wet paper bag, yet alone whup an army of 185,000 trained Assyrian warriors in one night single handedly?!! (Cf. 2 Kings 19:35)...Oh, and let's not forget the fate of the former first-born of Egypt the night before the Exodus at the hand of one destroyer angel!
If you want some encouragement as we approach the commemmoration of Heavenly Host choir practice in Bethlehem...an event of secondary importance in comparison to what they were sent to announce in the first place!!...remember that there are TWICE as many angels as there are demonic beings in the universe, since only a third fell with Lucifer in his personal Civil War...and on top of that, 'greater is He who is in you than he who is in the world,' if you know the Lord!! (I John 4:4)
I guess Angels With An Attitude would be the way to describe some of those described in Revelation...is it any wonder?!! Got wings?
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
#11: Global Warming and You
I think someone should tell the hot air merchants persuading us we're dooming ourselves through Global Warming that they could reduce the CO2 levels of the world if they'd just SHUT UP!!
I think maybe the World Community should ban the production of saurkraut in Germany, kimchee in Korea, chili in Texas and Mexico, haggis in Scotland, and ALL Cajun cooking in order to cut down on the deadly levels of methane gas being produced by the human race.
At least the non-Hindu nations of the world have taken a stand against the evil of bovine methane by enforcing capital punishment on the perpetrators. Of course, feeding them to our species through the production of burgers and the like might tend to negate the benefits gained!
Think I'll go get me a mess of refried beans and rice and watch the campfire scene from 'Blazing Saddles'!!
Got gas?
I think maybe the World Community should ban the production of saurkraut in Germany, kimchee in Korea, chili in Texas and Mexico, haggis in Scotland, and ALL Cajun cooking in order to cut down on the deadly levels of methane gas being produced by the human race.
At least the non-Hindu nations of the world have taken a stand against the evil of bovine methane by enforcing capital punishment on the perpetrators. Of course, feeding them to our species through the production of burgers and the like might tend to negate the benefits gained!
Think I'll go get me a mess of refried beans and rice and watch the campfire scene from 'Blazing Saddles'!!
Got gas?
Monday, December 17, 2007
#10: Christmas Star Gazing
This morning there was one bright star in the southern sky that made me think of the famous star appearance over Bethlehem. Where did the magi get the information to follow the star to Jesus' birthplace? Daniel, Hananiah, Azariah, and Mishael (I've thought it ironic that the guys 'on fire for the Lord' had Jewish names that made H.A.M. as a mnemonic device to remember them) got deported to Babylon centuries before, took their Messiah Knowledge with them, and planted the literary and scientific seeds that bore fruit at just the right time in astronomical/astrological history!
Now my question would be, did the Magi have to rely on Inter-Library Loan or did they shell out some shekels for their own copies of Messiahs and Other Miracles, by Second High Guy Daniel? (His chapter #2 might have been entitled, "Here, Kitty, Kitty!")
Got stars, anyone?
Now my question would be, did the Magi have to rely on Inter-Library Loan or did they shell out some shekels for their own copies of Messiahs and Other Miracles, by Second High Guy Daniel? (His chapter #2 might have been entitled, "Here, Kitty, Kitty!")
Got stars, anyone?
#9: Zodiac Triangulation
As noted in my 'About Me' sidebar, I Blog automatically generates your zodiac sign and Chinese zodiac year if you enter your whole birthdate in your 'Profile'. Didja ever wonder why the sun sign horoscopes that are so popular focus on your Birth date and not your Conception date? Our understanding of biology points rather conclusively that our 'personhood' is established when two DNA chains are 'knit together' like an incredibly complex zipper...just what Psalm 139:13 says!! (This SHOULD be a conclusive argument against abortion, but is ignored by most folks.)
So, for instance, are Scorpios really Pisces people? Are the over-generalizations applied to a people group (which gets even more ludicrous in the zodiac-year-determines-your-character scheme) misapplied to all 12 of the groups? Is this why we're 'so conflicted' and 'have issues'...Eeeuuww?!!
And then...for born again Christians, should you throw in the date you were quickened by the Spirit as yet another modifying factor? (For instance, a Scorpio conceived in Pisces and saved in Leo would be a totally depraved stinging arachnid conceived by Icthus and remade in the image of Aslan?!! In the words of Vinnie Barbarino of 'Welcome Back Kotter'...I'm so confused!!)
Maybe we should just stick with 'created by God, in His image, for good works, by His choice and appointment.' (Cf Gen 1:27, Eph. 2:10, & John 15:16/Romans 9:22-24 )
So, for instance, are Scorpios really Pisces people? Are the over-generalizations applied to a people group (which gets even more ludicrous in the zodiac-year-determines-your-character scheme) misapplied to all 12 of the groups? Is this why we're 'so conflicted' and 'have issues'...Eeeuuww?!!
And then...for born again Christians, should you throw in the date you were quickened by the Spirit as yet another modifying factor? (For instance, a Scorpio conceived in Pisces and saved in Leo would be a totally depraved stinging arachnid conceived by Icthus and remade in the image of Aslan?!! In the words of Vinnie Barbarino of 'Welcome Back Kotter'...I'm so confused!!)
Maybe we should just stick with 'created by God, in His image, for good works, by His choice and appointment.' (Cf Gen 1:27, Eph. 2:10, & John 15:16/Romans 9:22-24 )
Sunday, December 16, 2007
#8: Christmas Hebrew
Here's one tidbit I took away from four semesters of seminary Hebrew that I figured out many years ago: "Bethlehem" means 'house of bread" ("beth" & "lehem"). Jesus declared Himself to be the Bread of Life and was laid in a feed trough (manger). That seems like pretty close attention to details, if you ask me. Maybe you can rest easy about all the details of your own life if you follow His rule of Matthew 6:34, "Seek first His Kingdom and all its righteousness, and all these things will be added unto you." Oh, just as an afterthought..."Away In a Feed Trough" probably was not the songwriter John McFarland's, first choice for the Christmas carol. Got Hay, anyone?
Saturday, December 15, 2007
#7: Civil War Oddity from God Caused the Civil War, Chapter 2
The Battle Hymn of the Republic went from being a South Carolina camp meeting tune, to a memorial ditty for a Yankee Abolitionist (John Brown), to a national battle song of Calvinist theology, written by a Unitarian, for a nation that was about 82% Transcendentalist in its beliefs. The North’s Hymn started in the South. The South’s theme song, “Dixie,” which was one of Abraham Lincoln’s favorite tunes of the War, was written by a Northern minstrel, Daniel Decatur Emmett, on a rainy Sunday in September, 1859. The two sides were intricately intertwined in the roles they played as God’s orchestrated, as well as orchestrating, instruments. If God did, in fact, give the words to Mrs. Howe as she states in her autobiography, the Hymn might be seen as the preliminary message to explain why He caused the War.
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord,
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored;
He has loosed the faithful lightning of His terrible, swift sword;
His truth is marching on.
This is not a pretty picture. It ultimately talks of Judgment Day when Christ comes to end history. The Civil War with its 600,000 dead, thousands more wounded, and millions of dollars of damage done is just a drop in the bucket of the ultimate destruction of the universe described in the Book of Revelation to which Julia Ward Howe referred in the larger context of this first verse. It is the imagery of blood flowing as deep as a horse’s bridle. It is the picture of a vengeful, all-powerful, holy God who will take no prisoners because of the magnitude of human sin He has endured for millennia. One question can be raised here. If man is inherently good and ultimately perfectible as Unitarian doctrine of her day stated, why would Mrs. Howe write that grapes of wrath and a terrible swift sword need to be part of the process? Simply improving and expanding educational methods should do the trick, as the Transcendentalists and Unitarians believed.
I have seen Him in the watch-fires of a hundred circling camps;
They have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps;
I can read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps.
His day is marching on.
This altar and fire imagery presents a God of Battles, an oft-used phrase during the War, in which several thousand stacked rifles with bayonets thrust toward the sky seemingly pay homage to the One who is going to use them as His instruments to execute His righteous sentence. That sentence can only imply personal and/or national guilt of some sort, another Calvinistic principle Mrs. Howe rejected. The inevitability of His day marching to completion without chance of turning is predestination in its shortest expression, an idea that the Rev. William Ellery Channing would consider nonsense.
He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat,
He is sifting out the hearts of men before His judgment seat;
O be swift, my soul, to answer Him! Be jubilant, my feet!
Our God is marching on.
Now she hears the bugle call for God’s attack against humanity that will only go in one direction, with no chance of retreat from His declared purposes, Judgment Day with Heaven or Hell as the options. In response to this unmistakable proclamation she calls for a conversion experience in answer to the trumpet call sent forth, something she herself apparently never experienced up to the time she wrote her autobiography.
In the beauty of the lilies Christ was born across the sea,
With a glory in His bosom that transfigures you and me;
As he died to make men holy, let us die to make men free,
While God is marching on.
Seventy-five percent of this song talks of God’s wrath, judgment, and sentence. The final quarter brings hope that the inherent nature of Christ, not His teachings which are to be guides to a holy life, completely transfigures human beings. The glory in His bosom, the heart of the matter, does not soften the human heart. God says, “I will take the heart of stone out of your flesh and give you a heart of flesh. I will put My Spirit within you and cause you to walk in My statutes, and you will keep My judgments and do them.”(Ezekiel 36:26, 27) The verbs all express inevitability to God’s will that does not rely on human will to accomplish His ends. The method He chose to use was Jesus Christ’s death as an atonement for sin, contrary to Dr. Channing’s view. It is our duty in our current day, a cherished word to many during the War, to die to set men free in a way that transcends the bonds of slavery of the soul, not just of the body.
sources:
Deen, Edith. Great Women of the Christian Faith. Barbour and Co., Inc. Westwood, New Jersey, 1959
Howe, Julia Ward. Reminiscences, 1819-1899. Negro Universities Press, New York, 1899.
Browne, C. A., Revised by Willard A. Heaps. The Story of Our National Ballads. Thomas Y. Crowell Co., New York, 1960.
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord,
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored;
He has loosed the faithful lightning of His terrible, swift sword;
His truth is marching on.
This is not a pretty picture. It ultimately talks of Judgment Day when Christ comes to end history. The Civil War with its 600,000 dead, thousands more wounded, and millions of dollars of damage done is just a drop in the bucket of the ultimate destruction of the universe described in the Book of Revelation to which Julia Ward Howe referred in the larger context of this first verse. It is the imagery of blood flowing as deep as a horse’s bridle. It is the picture of a vengeful, all-powerful, holy God who will take no prisoners because of the magnitude of human sin He has endured for millennia. One question can be raised here. If man is inherently good and ultimately perfectible as Unitarian doctrine of her day stated, why would Mrs. Howe write that grapes of wrath and a terrible swift sword need to be part of the process? Simply improving and expanding educational methods should do the trick, as the Transcendentalists and Unitarians believed.
I have seen Him in the watch-fires of a hundred circling camps;
They have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps;
I can read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps.
His day is marching on.
This altar and fire imagery presents a God of Battles, an oft-used phrase during the War, in which several thousand stacked rifles with bayonets thrust toward the sky seemingly pay homage to the One who is going to use them as His instruments to execute His righteous sentence. That sentence can only imply personal and/or national guilt of some sort, another Calvinistic principle Mrs. Howe rejected. The inevitability of His day marching to completion without chance of turning is predestination in its shortest expression, an idea that the Rev. William Ellery Channing would consider nonsense.
He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat,
He is sifting out the hearts of men before His judgment seat;
O be swift, my soul, to answer Him! Be jubilant, my feet!
Our God is marching on.
Now she hears the bugle call for God’s attack against humanity that will only go in one direction, with no chance of retreat from His declared purposes, Judgment Day with Heaven or Hell as the options. In response to this unmistakable proclamation she calls for a conversion experience in answer to the trumpet call sent forth, something she herself apparently never experienced up to the time she wrote her autobiography.
In the beauty of the lilies Christ was born across the sea,
With a glory in His bosom that transfigures you and me;
As he died to make men holy, let us die to make men free,
While God is marching on.
Seventy-five percent of this song talks of God’s wrath, judgment, and sentence. The final quarter brings hope that the inherent nature of Christ, not His teachings which are to be guides to a holy life, completely transfigures human beings. The glory in His bosom, the heart of the matter, does not soften the human heart. God says, “I will take the heart of stone out of your flesh and give you a heart of flesh. I will put My Spirit within you and cause you to walk in My statutes, and you will keep My judgments and do them.”(Ezekiel 36:26, 27) The verbs all express inevitability to God’s will that does not rely on human will to accomplish His ends. The method He chose to use was Jesus Christ’s death as an atonement for sin, contrary to Dr. Channing’s view. It is our duty in our current day, a cherished word to many during the War, to die to set men free in a way that transcends the bonds of slavery of the soul, not just of the body.
sources:
Deen, Edith. Great Women of the Christian Faith. Barbour and Co., Inc. Westwood, New Jersey, 1959
Howe, Julia Ward. Reminiscences, 1819-1899. Negro Universities Press, New York, 1899.
Browne, C. A., Revised by Willard A. Heaps. The Story of Our National Ballads. Thomas Y. Crowell Co., New York, 1960.
#6: Inner Room Epiphanies
Did you ever take notice of how much time you spend each day in the bathroom? When I was a construction estimator in the 70's (sheesh, that was a while back!), I had to figure one hour per day per man of wasted time on big jobs...roughly 11% more labor costs than it took to actually do the job.
Since Matthew 6:6 says we are to pray in our inner room with the door shut to our Father who is there already and sees you as you really are anyway (physically AND spiritually), why not spend the time 'coming boldly to the throne of grace' while there?!! You might also keep some devotionals tucked away in a spare trash can or on the tank for a quick spiritual pick-you-up so you get His point of view as well as that of an author like Spurgeon or Oswald Chambers on your daily walk in the vineyard.
You might even see that your 'quiet time' doesn't have to be all at one shot at all and will be easier to accomplish than Daytimering yourself to anxious frustration in your self imposed overly busy schedule!!
Since Matthew 6:6 says we are to pray in our inner room with the door shut to our Father who is there already and sees you as you really are anyway (physically AND spiritually), why not spend the time 'coming boldly to the throne of grace' while there?!! You might also keep some devotionals tucked away in a spare trash can or on the tank for a quick spiritual pick-you-up so you get His point of view as well as that of an author like Spurgeon or Oswald Chambers on your daily walk in the vineyard.
You might even see that your 'quiet time' doesn't have to be all at one shot at all and will be easier to accomplish than Daytimering yourself to anxious frustration in your self imposed overly busy schedule!!
Friday, December 14, 2007
#5: Civil War Wondering
It's the end of the day. I was just playing Civil War Generals 2 on my computer, whupping the Yankees at Chattanooga, and had some thoughts.
Why are folks afraid to publish my book, God Caused the Civil War? With all the God-talk in the world today, I would think it would be a timely way to make a coupla million bucks for some company that had the right marketing idea. I'd be glad to take a slice of that for royalties, even a small slice.
Why are Christians afraid to actually think through the fact that God caused all the wars of history both to bring punishment on mankind for various reasons as well as to get His Elect saved from 'every nation tribe and tongue'? Heck, 300,000 Americans got saved as a result of the Civil War, the writings of Oswald Chambers came as a result of his being in World War I, and 57 or so mission agencies came out of World War II, not to mention a great movie like Chariots of Fire that tells about Eric Liddell, who ended up dying in a Japanese prisoner of war camp. Oh, yeah, then there's the movie, The Hiding Place, and everything connected with Corrie ten Boom as a result of her being in Buchenwald concentration camp.
Well, here in the basement it's waaay too quiet, so I'll march to the sound of gunfire and let you go to your weekend. Thanks for reading.
Why are folks afraid to publish my book, God Caused the Civil War? With all the God-talk in the world today, I would think it would be a timely way to make a coupla million bucks for some company that had the right marketing idea. I'd be glad to take a slice of that for royalties, even a small slice.
Why are Christians afraid to actually think through the fact that God caused all the wars of history both to bring punishment on mankind for various reasons as well as to get His Elect saved from 'every nation tribe and tongue'? Heck, 300,000 Americans got saved as a result of the Civil War, the writings of Oswald Chambers came as a result of his being in World War I, and 57 or so mission agencies came out of World War II, not to mention a great movie like Chariots of Fire that tells about Eric Liddell, who ended up dying in a Japanese prisoner of war camp. Oh, yeah, then there's the movie, The Hiding Place, and everything connected with Corrie ten Boom as a result of her being in Buchenwald concentration camp.
Well, here in the basement it's waaay too quiet, so I'll march to the sound of gunfire and let you go to your weekend. Thanks for reading.
#4: Like Night and Day
There are morning people and night people. You know...the first wake up at the crack of dawn, the latter at the crack of noon or one. Well, there are Morning Christians and Night (mourning?) Christians. The first awakes at 4:51am like I did today and say, "Good morning, Lord." The latter drag themselves out of bed and say, "Good Lord, morning!" (That assumes they beat the noon wake up call, of course.)
We morning types also get to see God's Horizontal Rainbows...you folks call them sunrises. In Genesis 9:13 God set 'His bow' in the sky as a reminder that He would NEVER flush the human race down the drain with water again. If you read the next two verses carefully, the rainbow is a reminder to God, not that He needs one. We just get the benefit of the light show after a heavy rain or while watering the garden in the sunlight. Thinking outside of the box, I say that every clear morning we get to see a Horizontal Rainbow showing His faithfulness. On the other hand, if it's 'red sky at morning, sailor take warning' as Nanny used to tell me, you know bad weather is coming...one of those weather signs Jesus talks about in the Gospels.
Well, as part of the theme song of 'Firefly' says, 'you can't take the sky from me, since I found serenity!"
We morning types also get to see God's Horizontal Rainbows...you folks call them sunrises. In Genesis 9:13 God set 'His bow' in the sky as a reminder that He would NEVER flush the human race down the drain with water again. If you read the next two verses carefully, the rainbow is a reminder to God, not that He needs one. We just get the benefit of the light show after a heavy rain or while watering the garden in the sunlight. Thinking outside of the box, I say that every clear morning we get to see a Horizontal Rainbow showing His faithfulness. On the other hand, if it's 'red sky at morning, sailor take warning' as Nanny used to tell me, you know bad weather is coming...one of those weather signs Jesus talks about in the Gospels.
Well, as part of the theme song of 'Firefly' says, 'you can't take the sky from me, since I found serenity!"
Thursday, December 13, 2007
#3: Isaiah Karma
Did you ever notice that Isaiah got all hepped up about 'going' for the Lord in Isaiah 6, the key to most missions conferences I've attended? Well, turns out his 'calling' was to preach for 53 years and have nobody pay attention! That's my definition of Isaiah Karma, but remember the words of Stonewall Jackson..."Duty is ours. Consequences are God's!"
Grace and peace to y'all!
Grace and peace to y'all!
#2: Thumbnail Theology
The venue for these thoughts had to be changed for reasons beyond my control. Some objected, some looked forward to them. Well, for you guys who wanted to see what came next, here's a recap of what's come before:
When you’re about to run your head through a stone wall, aim for the mortar joints. (Phil. 4:4-19)
The day before the Fall Adam was a Gardener. The day after the Fall he was a Maintenance Man. (cf. Genesis 3)(11/8/07)
Paul wrote that he had learned to be content in whatever circumstances he was, which means he was not content at some point. Maybe you have more in common with the Apostle than you think. (cf. Phil. 4:11)
Hoping is nice, praying works! Cf. James 5:13-16
If you’re wondering about your ‘calling’ in this life, check out John 15:16. Jesus chose AND appointed YOU to bear fruit through prayer!
Since “He who keeps Israel neither slumbers nor sleeps,” (Ps. 121:4) YOU should quit worrying about tomorrow (Mt. 6:34) and get a good night’s sleep!"
Don’t let your personal quiet time go down as the academic pressure goes up or you’ll develop a habit that will follow you the rest of your life because it is ALWAYS too busy. (cf. Galatians 6: 7)
When you’re about to run your head through a stone wall, aim for the mortar joints. (Phil. 4:4-19)
The day before the Fall Adam was a Gardener. The day after the Fall he was a Maintenance Man. (cf. Genesis 3)(11/8/07)
Paul wrote that he had learned to be content in whatever circumstances he was, which means he was not content at some point. Maybe you have more in common with the Apostle than you think. (cf. Phil. 4:11)
Hoping is nice, praying works! Cf. James 5:13-16
If you’re wondering about your ‘calling’ in this life, check out John 15:16. Jesus chose AND appointed YOU to bear fruit through prayer!
Since “He who keeps Israel neither slumbers nor sleeps,” (Ps. 121:4) YOU should quit worrying about tomorrow (Mt. 6:34) and get a good night’s sleep!"
Don’t let your personal quiet time go down as the academic pressure goes up or you’ll develop a habit that will follow you the rest of your life because it is ALWAYS too busy. (cf. Galatians 6: 7)
#1: Anniversary Startup
145 years ago today, Jacob Antes, my great grandfather, fought in the Battle of Fredericksburg. I still have the ringing of Stonewall Jackson's artillery in my ears!
27 years ago I started my prayer journals that have over 174,800 answers in them. The Lord is always faithful to His promises!
Today starts another leg of the journey...
27 years ago I started my prayer journals that have over 174,800 answers in them. The Lord is always faithful to His promises!
Today starts another leg of the journey...
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