
The Lord of the Rings: Aragorn, Faramir, Sam Gamgee & others beat the bad guys and marry Arwen, Eowyn, & Rosie Cotton, respectively. (Even the last scene is Sam with his wife and kids!) Lethal Weapon 1 to 4: Martin Riggs blows up the bad guys, loses a wife, a mistress, marries Lorna the Cop, gets married and has a kid. Murtaugh blows up the bad guys, becomes a grandpa in #4 because his daughter married Butters and had a kid, and Trish sells romance novels! BIG Family Photo makes the last scene.
Die Hard 1 to 4: John Maclean REALLY blows up the bad guys, makes up with Holly Gennaro Maclean in 1-3, gets divorced by #4, but makes up with Lucy, his daughter by the end and SHE gets a crush on the geek who helps John save the U.S.! (He might even let her date the geek!)
Armageddon: Bruce Willis Blows Up the Meteor and lets his daughter (Lady Arwen, we know!) marry the Rowdy Oilrigger. Ending scenes: THE WEDDING!!
Independence Day: Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith Blow Up the Aliens, Jeff makes up with his ex-wife, and Will gets married. The President loses the First Lady in a tear-jerking hospital scene.
Transformers: The Geek not only blows up the REALLY BAD TRANSFORMER, he saves the world, gets a dandy Autobot/Camero AND the blue-eyed, Brunette grease monkey!!
Pirates of the Caribbean: Captain Jack and Will Turner blow up the bad/half dead guys, and Jack gets The Black Pearl (SHE is his!!) and Will gets lovely Elizabeth the Governor's daughter.
Troy: Paris (yep, that's Legolas/Will Turner!) gets Helen, kills Achilles (who has a big kissy face time with Briseis just before he dies).
Reign of Fire: Quinn (Christian Bale) blows up the dragon, saves the world, and the last scene he walks off holding hands with the girl helicopter pilot, Alex.
All I can say is, GOT BALONEY??!!
Think I'll go get a sandwich and read my favorite book where the story line is: Jesus saves the world, beats the bad guys, and marries His Bride, the Church!! OOORAH, OOORAH!!!
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