I think someone should tell the hot air merchants persuading us we're dooming ourselves through Global Warming that they could reduce the CO2 levels of the world if they'd just SHUT UP!!I think maybe the World Community should ban the production of saurkraut in Germany, kimchee in Korea, chili in Texas and Mexico, haggis in Scotland, and ALL Cajun cooking in order to cut down on the deadly levels of methane gas being produced by the human race.
At least the non-Hindu nations of the world have taken a stand against the evil of bovine methane by enforcing capital punishment on the perpetrators. Of course, feeding them to our species through the production of burgers and the like might tend to negate the benefits gained!
Think I'll go get me a mess of refried beans and rice and watch the campfire scene from 'Blazing Saddles'!!
Got gas?
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