I've been sorting through a slew of emails since I decided to take the balance of the afternoon off and came across one from the Population Research Institute. According to them, the U. S. Census Bureau figures on May 10th...the same day on which John Wilkes Booth (the guy who killed President Abraham Lincoln) was born in 1838 and Karl Barth (the German who contributed to BAD modern theology) was born in 1886...that Baby #6,666,666,666 was born.
All I can say is that the human race may be drastically disobedient to God in most areas, but in the "go forth and multiply" category we are truly holding up our end of the bargain as He knits us together in our mothers' wombs as Psalm 139 says!!
I wonder if the kid's middle name will be "Antichrist" since all those 666's are part of his birthing? Will he/she be Bad To The Bone? If there is a Census Bureau, could we have a Nonsensus Bureau? It could be full of statistics that would be self indulgent and ABSOLUTELY B.S., Eh?
Got one armed hand clap?
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