Monday, December 29, 2008

2:12, #316 WWF vs WWF

I got to listen to some talk radio today while on the way to recycle aluminum cans to a place that was closed until New Year for the first time ever! ;p Well, the subject on the Glenn Beck Show was the poor polar bears that need to be saved from extinction by the World Wildlife Federation. FYI... since 1972 the bear population has increased 500% from 5,000 to 25,000...certainly a statistic that indicates imminent extinction as the W.W.F. indicates to get you to fork over $16 a month to help the cute and cuddly white fuzzie wuzzies.

When the mention of the W.W. F. occurred as initials, my cracked brain immediately translated to World Wrestling Federation, so I thought, hey, now THAT would be an iron cage match that would draw some crowds and monies!! Get a polar bear to go one on one or one on however-many-they- want of these macho nachos of the Wrestling Federation. Just think...the money raised to see if man or beast would win...my money's on the fuzzie wuzzie...could be used to pay the wrestler's funeral expenses and the rest to help preserve the bears. And THEN...there could be all the toys and paraphernalia sales that would further be designated for the 500%-ers and the world could be in balance again!!

Since I don't know squat about the legal ins and outs of snatching pictures on the internet, go to this bleeding heart website for THE BEST polar bear picture ever...given the nature of this post: [http://climateprogress.org/2006/12/27/polar-bears-endangered-by-global-warming/]
I think this guy is one of my descendents from a former incarnation, given his attitude!! ;p

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