For all you who need an excuse to celebrate something and your very merry un-birthday or very merry un-Christmas don't work...It's Chinese New Year...Year of the Ox. I just Googled that phrase and found out, and I quote: "The new year finds new United States President Barack Obama, who was born in 1961, as its No. 1. Ox." I didn't have to make this up!! In any event, I figure I might as well jump out of the helicopter and chase the Dragon...ooops, the Ox.Given everything under the sun falls under God's providence, according to various sources, Ox Year people:
1. Don't procrastinate...so whatever he's gonna do, he will, as Jesus said,"go and do quickly"... hmmmm, that was said to Judas in Gethsemane, now, wasn't it?!!
2. Are stubborn/obstinate. From what I've heard, the Media folks will NOT get any answers to impromptu questions at press conferences.
3. They like gold, green, and orange. Whoa...two of the three could indicate the TRILLION dollar deal B.H.O. is planning to give us!! Maybe selling oranges instead of apples on the street will be a symbol of 2009?!!
4.They love details, are methodical, and usually work alone, even in a big company. Can the USofA be considered a "big company?"
5. Oxes make friends with Snakes, Roosters, and Rats...can you say Chicago Chicanery?!!
6. Ox Folk tend to be eccentric, bigoted, and anger easily...Danggit, as Elfson says...I just checked Adolf Hitler's birth year...1889 +24=1913...Year of the Ox!!
Well, this Wascally Wabbit (1951) has said just about enough. As Homey Elf would say, "AH, WASSSUP, DOC?!!
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