Friday, January 30, 2009

2:45, #349: Moo-y Bible Institute

I was thinking this morning that you often see signs that have lost a letter and make an entirely different message. What might a person think while driving through downtown Chicago and seeing a sign that said, "Moo y Bible Institute" for some reason?

Could you expect they would teach the "pure milk of the word" as I Peter 2:2 says?

Would official pronouncements from the President's office be Evangelical Bulls, similar to the Roman Church's Papal Bulls? Would their content be bullish?

Instead of heilsgeschichte...would their world-life view be bullsgeschichte?

Would it be a tuition-free institution because Isaiah 55:1 says, "Ho! Every one who thirsts, come to the waters; And you who have no money come, buy and eat. Come, buy wine and milk without money and without cost?"

Would their students be describes as "...consecrated ones were purer than snow, They were whiter than milk..." because of Lamentations 4:7?

Would parades be held and described by the Philistines of Chicago as they were in 1 Samuel 6:12, "And the cows...went along the highway, lowing as they went, and did not turn aside to the right or to the left?"

Would the school motto be Got Cookies?

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