Everyone who is not lactose intolerant understands that ice cream is one of the best comfort foods available. (Some prefer chocolate...some just eat chocolate ice cream!) Over the last two days I've observed the healing powers of strawberry shortcake. Proverbs 3:5-8 says, "Trust in the LORD with all your heart, And do not lean on your own understanding. In all your ways acknowledge Him, And He will make your paths straight. Do not be wise in your own eyes; Fear the LORD and turn away from evil. It will be healing to your body and refreshment to your bones."Apparently, if you trust in the Lord, fear Him, acknowledge Him and eat some of The Cook's shortcake it, too, will be a healing to your body and refreshment to your bones! Of course, "I'm going to get so fat!" is the inevitable comment of all of you sisters who follow Grampa Bob's advice, so I'd say, "Eat TWO pieces...one for each hip!"
And look forward to Heaven, ladies...you'll get to eat at The Marriage Feast and not have to worry about "getting fat"...a condition addressed in Leviticus 3:16 and Bob-ism #29! There's only one question to answer in regard to Shortcake Theology:
Got milk? ;P
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