Monday, March 23, 2009

2:88, #392: Bobbo's Theories

1. It struck me again this morning that, if folks are going to believe Darwin's Theory of Evolution, they should change the animal from the ape to the jackass.

2. If the Lord is going to "descend with a shout" at the End of All Things (can you guess what music is playing in the background here at The Big House?), maybe...just maybe...John Madden gives us a clue as to how the Lord started time and everything else. When Madden was announcing football he would say something like, "He cut across the line and BANG, gained eight yards!" My theory is that the Lord said, "Let there be Light, BANG!"...and there was light...hence some credibility in The Big Bang Theory!

3. The leper's that "fell on their faces" to worship Jesus and get healed lost body parts in the prostration process that Jesus had to redo as he did Malchus's ear Peter cut off in the Garden of Gethsemane.

4. Bobbo is the perfect nickname for me when I pontificate on some things. In Korean, it means "stupid one." So Stupid's Theories works for today's entry.
Got light in your world?

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