
Hey, if you want The-Bible-Is-Better-Than-Sliced-Bread quotes, go to 2 Timothy 3:16-17, "All Scripture is inspired by God and profitable for teaching, for reproof, for correction, for training in righteousness; that the man of God may be adequate, equipped for every good work." Or Jeremiah 23:29, "Is not My word like fire?" declares the LORD, "and like a hammer which shatters a rock?" Or how about Isaiah 55:11, "So shall My word be which goes forth from My mouth; It shall not return to Me empty, Without accomplishing what I desire, And without succeeding in the matter for which I sent it."
Well, the mellow music from "Lord of the Rings" when the Fellowship escapes from Moria without Gandalf (because he sacrificed himself against the Balrog of Morgoth on the Bridge of Khazad Dhum) is currently mellowing me out as I built up that head of exegetical steam, so just imagine Jesus saying to Satan in the great public domain painting created by the 19th century artist Ary Scheffer, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!" Or maybe, since Jesus was a redneck carpenter, "I'M GONNA SLAP YOUR HEAD OFF!"...in Galilean Aramaic, of course. Oh, "I'm gonna slap your head off" would be a variant reading of "He will bruise you on the head" from Genesis 3:15, for you exegetical wizards familiar with the NASB...Newly Annotated Sexton Bible!
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